Fuck Me Silly Man – Mega Masturbator
The Fuck Me Silly Man is not just a toy — it is a full-bodied, mega-sized, male torso stroker crafted for intense solo play. Built with hyper-realistic detail and Fanta Flesh material, this 20-pound fantasy buddy is always hard, always ready, and built for serious action.
Featuring sculpted abs, a defined chest, tight ass, and a thick, built-in cock, this toy is designed to flip the script — letting you take control and explore dominant or switch play in your own way.
What Makes the Fuck Me Silly Man Stand Out?
1. Life-Sized Torso with Built-In Cock
This is a true showpiece. The Fuck Me Silly Man features a sculpted, male upper body complete with washboard abs, firm pecs, and a built-in 8” dildo with a 1.7” width. Whether you ride him, grip him, or grind against him — every angle is designed for visual and tactile stimulation.
With a full 14-inch length and realistic curves, this toy gives you a man’s body to dominate or enjoy — no imagination needed.
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2. Tight, Textured Ass for Penetration
Flip him over and discover a firm, tight anal opening that grips every thrust. The internal canal is textured with stimulating ridges for deep satisfaction, and the material flexes with your movement for a body-like response.
Use your favorite water-based lube and take your time — this toy is made for slow teasing or deep, hard pounding.
3. Dual Pleasure Design: Top and Bottom Play
This isn’t just about penetration. The built-in shaft is perfect for grinding, riding, or visual roleplay. Combine that with the rear tunnel, and you have a versatile stroker that delivers multiple types of stimulation in one toy.
Whether you want to peg, bottom, or just fantasize, the Fuck Me Silly Man adapts to your mood.
4. Heavyweight & Hands-Free
At 20 lbs., this toy stays where you put it. Place it on a bed, bench, or floor for hands-free use. The sculpted hips and stable base give you freedom to thrust, ride, or mount from multiple angles.
Looking for more movement? Combine with a sex machine or mount for even more options.
5. Premium Fanta Flesh Material
Soft to the touch and realistic in temperature and texture, the Fanta Flesh construction mimics real skin — squishy, firm, and responsive. Squeeze the sculpted cheeks, press into the pecs, or tug on the built-in shaft — this toy feels as good as it looks.
What’s in the Box:
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Fuck Me Silly Man Mega Masturbator
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Plain shipping box
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Use & care guide
Product Specs:
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Material: Fanta Flesh (Body-safe TPE)
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Color: Medium tone
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Total Length: 14”
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Height: 12”
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Depth: 14”
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Weight: 20 lbs
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Built-In Dildo: 8” long, 1.7” wide
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Tunnel: Anal, textured canal
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Shipping: Discreet U.S. delivery
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