Looking for a set of colored pencils that’s definitely not safe for art class? Look no further. The Offensive Color Pencils – 48pcs are here to ruin rainbows and brighten bad days with color names so inappropriate, you’ll wonder how we got away with it.
Pre-sharpened for immediate coloring… or light stabbing (don’t sue us). With a built-in sharpener and an even more messed-up sense of humor, this set is ready to become your go-to gift for artists, degenerates, or that one friend who’s just too hard to shop for.
Color Names You Definitely Won’t Find in a Real Art Store:
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🎨 Blue Waffle
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🟢 Barely Legal Lime
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🧡 Mentally Ill Mango
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💖 Back to the Fuchsia
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…and 44 more you probably shouldn’t say out loud in public.
Yes, they’re real color names. Yes, we’re serious. And yes, every box has the same glorious disaster inside.
Key Features:
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✏️ 48 Pre-Sharpened Colored Pencils – No prep, just chaos.
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🔪 Built-In Sharpener – For when life (or the tips) gets dull.
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💬 Offensively Original Color Names – Guaranteed to offend at least one family member.
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🎁 Ridiculously Good Gift – Perfect for birthdays, gag gifts, or your weirdest coworker.
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✅ 100% Satisfaction Guarantee – As long as you’re only expecting colored pencils.
Note:
These are real colored pencils. Not emotional support. Not therapy. Definitely not edible. Use responsibly (or don’t – we’re not your parents).
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